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IT'S SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina has informed me that she reads my blog religiously. and she was expecting some kind of blogging about AI. (American Idol. i like to abbreviate things. it sounds hipper). so- tina- here you go.

ok. Chris. im sorry tina, but i cant stand him. blame it on my frequent visits to karaoke bars, but i cannot help but feel that im watching a drunk co-worker at a christmas party every time he sings. i mean, it would be a good drunk co-worker, but honestly, i could hear that kind of singing at any bar. i have heard it. it's always that weird guy sitting at the back table with like 2 of his friends and he wears those shirts that say "i do what the voices in my head tell me" and smokes camels and then when he's done singing he gives that rock n' roll sign with his fingers. and knocks the mic stand over. ugh. it's just irritating. aside from all this, i also have a huge issue with his hair. or lack thereof. i just don't understand people who are voluntarily bald.

Ace. i know i've said before that if he got kicked off, i was boycotting. but i no longer feel this way. he's just not talented enough. sure, he can bust out the falsetto, but when he does so, he pretty much just sounds like michael jackson. and do we really need that in the world? i mean, honestly. plus i dont like his hair. girly man. cut that.

Kellie. uhhhhhhh. she obviously acts that way on purpose. in the beginning, she said something dumb and realized she got attention for it. and ever since, she's been milking it for all its worth. so now she's made it a point to make an idiot of herself every week. which is actually pretty smart of her. she's figured out a way to bring in the votes. but i see through it. im an expert at judging fakeness. and that girl is as fake as her hair color. nothing makes me more angry than women who dumb themselves down. it's a disgrace to our sex.

Elliot. obviously i dont care for him that much because i cant even think of anything to say about him. except maybe he's jewish.

Lisa. again, nothing to say. except she's definitely NOT jewish.

Bucky. hahaha. how did this guy make it this far? i cringe everytime i watch him sing. not so much because he's a bad singer, he's actually not horrible i guess. but just watching him sing is painful for me and i cant quite explain why. it's not nearly as revolting as watching that little kevin guy go at it. kevin always looked surprised while he sang. I look at Bucky and i see Nascar. Hunting. Cleaning fingernails with pocketknives. Cowboy boots. Camo. Lack of bathing. pretty much everything im against.

Mandisa. that girl can SANG. no, not sing. she can SANG! there's a difference, you know.

Paris. she's like a little mini fantasia burrino. only cuter and not as ghetto-fab. which i like. i just have this bad feeling that she's a little diva when the cameras are off. i dont know why, i just get this weird vibe from her.

which brings me to my 2 favorites. Taylor- awesome. i can not watch this man sing without smiling. I honestly find myself laughing and smiling while he's performing. and it's not because he sucks. i laugh because he just creates so much joy when he sings. anything he sings, he puts his heart and soul into it. and usually i would knock on the guy's dancing, but how can you even make fun of this guy? he's incredible. i love his bizarre, anti-rhythmic moves. i also adore his gray hair. which is an oddity in itself.

and Katharine. i love her. she's not too annoying. she doesnt try extra hard to be cute for the cameras. she has an amazing voice. a-mazing. i dont even have anything else to say about her. she's just great. which is incredibly boring. but hey, deal with it.

so there you go, tina. my take on AI.

oh wait, i have one more thing to say. Ryan Seacrest no longer says "Seacrest, out!" at the end of every show. and i miss it.


today, something weird happened. every single one of my classes told me my hair looked nice. i have no idea. it looks the same today as it does every other day. maybe being super crabby and hating life adds shine.

also, i wore a pair of my black shoes that have kind of a longer, skinny heel. and sure, i guess you could say it looks like a stilleto. so of course, the girls were like, "oooooh Ms. K, you wearin those stilletos!" so then, a girl started singing this weird stilleto song to me. and before i know it, the entire class joins in at the same exact point in the song. must have been the chorus. and then they get out of their seats and start doing this dance, all the while singing to me about my stilletos. it was entertaining and odd all at the same time.

well i could just write and write and write about nothing. so i guess i'll just stop now. i really am just going to stay in tonight. not a very exciting start to my spring break, but im ok with that. i'll probably read a little catcher in the rye. watch pride and prejudice- cant wait! and i really cant wait for tomorrow night! woohoo!