FYI

things are not going well for me right now. let's complain, shall we? beginning with the least troublesome and progressively getting worse:

my tongue hurts. yes, my tongue. i cant figure out what i did to it. it sort of feels like i have a burned taste bud but all over my tongue. as though every taste bud is burned. yet my tongue isnt red or inflamed. it just hurts. really bad. im in pain every time i talk/eat/drink/shift my tongue in my mouth.

i lost my favorite pair of shoes. my red and cork wedges. pretty sure i left them in gatlinburg. this upsets me a whole lot. which is apparent, since i listed it above the painful tongue. clearly, losing a pair of my shoes is more troublesome than being unable to eat/drink/shift my tongue without tearing up.

due to situations beyond my control, i now have a gnat infestation in my apartment. they are coming out of my bathtub drain. literally 19,000 gnats swarming in my bathroom. they've migrated to my bedroom. i know they're breeding in my crawlspace because we had a flood down there that my landlord never properly pumped out. so i have bugs. which explains why im staying at my parents' house. i refuse to walk in that front door until i know they're all gone. because -hello- bug phobia.

which brings me to the suckiest thing of all. my landlord refuses to come help. he pretty much thinks we have gnats because of fruit. um. i dont eat fruit. come look in our kitchen please. do you see any food? me neither. we're never HOME. how would i have time to own food. and if i had nasty gnat-infested fruit in my KITCHEN, why would they be crawling out of my bathtub drain? seriously. this man literally made me cry. i dont like people who make me cry. so i dont like him.


like it's really my fault that you didnt properly clean up the flood in the crawlspace. what do you think happens when you leave a foot of stagnant water underneath a house? flowers bloom? what an idiot.


on a happy note, my dad fixed my headlight on my car AND got my window to roll down (i must push on it as i press the button) AND found one of my knobs to put on my radio. so now my car is only HALF ghetto. thank you daddy!