Hotness

let me start by saying i cant believe yet another one of my best friends is now married. it seems like only yesterday emily and i were spending our time doing little mermaid puppet shows (with the help of second route as sebastian). seriously where does the time go.


With that said, I believe the entire world is involved in a conspiracy to keep me in a state of hotness. and by hotness, i do not mean good looking. i mean literal hotness.

first, my car's air conditioning broke. which i can deal with. because honestly i've never been a windows up kind of girl. even with the air on, i have a habit of rolling the windows down. (and my mom hates it). so whatev. no air. i've got the air outside.

except now my driver's side window is permanently broken. it will not roll down AT ALL. not even a crack. this leaves me with only one window for ventilation. this means that when im driving for an hour to an hour and a half home to lowell on a 97 degree day, im actually on the verge of heat stroke. it's like traveling in a toaster oven.

and now it's gotten worse. im fairly certain the air conditioner is broken here at my apartment. (because life wouldnt make sense if there wasnt SOME kind of drama going on with this piece of crap place). we've gotten away with keeping it off because we're on the bottom floor which keeps it cool, plus we have wood floors and very few windows, which also keeps it cool. but the other day it just got so humid in here, i caved. i put on the air.

about 2 hours later i cant help but notice that im much hotter than i was 2 hours previous. i get up to look at the thermostat. yes, it's 84 degrees. and it's then i notice that the air blowing on my face is strangely very warm. so i decided to just turn it off. because im pretty sure it's not a good idea to have heat going in the summer. last night i felt like i was a kid back at summer camp with emily. sleeping without any covers. sticky legs. bugs. mean girls named jane.

what's a girl to do when she has no escape from the heat? i get in my car.....heat. i walk in my house.....heat. seriously. i need a pool. stat.