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A quick update on my life for anyone who cares:

nothing is new.


that was easy. oh ya and i just got another shanghai trip. the layover was amazing, i had so much fun and i had an awesome crew. but the flights suuuuuuucked. i dont think there's anything more emotionally challenging than being stuck on a plane for 14 1/2 hours with 300 demanding chinese people who dont speak english while you feed them 3 meals and wait on them hand and foot, pretending to be happy about it.

you know what? you get to sleep the whole flight. and i dont. so dont expect me to be happy shiny linda when hour number 14 rolls around and im still walking through the stinky cabin stepping over nasty bare feet in the aisle and pretending to care when the 800th man comes back to the galley to tell me his life story. i've heard it all. and im not impressed. so please go back to your seat, appreciate the fact that you can sleep through this hell-ish 14 hour experience in a tin can, and let me stand here and read my book for like 20 minutes. PLEASE.

and this is why i dread international flights. i love the layovers. i love being in another country. i HATE working the flight. it's not hard work, but it grates on your nerves. im a friendly person. but a human being can only take so much.


anyways. nothing's new. how about something to cure my boredom.



FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. ranch is the ONLY one i like

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. subway

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. i dont have one. i dont go out to eat enough i guess.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. at least 20%, sometimes more

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. steak

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. cheese or pepperoni, but not if it's really thick

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. just butter

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. eh

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. NO IDEA

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. NO IDEA. i havent saved a new contact since high school

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. a picture of my mom and dad and niece

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. i write with my left. shoot pool with my left. bat and throw right. dribble and shoot right. tennis with my right. i can bowl with either hand. and i have no preference for eating or anything like that.

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. it's ok. my teeth kind of got crooked because i refused to wear my retainer. (after 8 years of braces i was pretty much over the whole orthodontic experience).

Q. What's your best feature?
A. my elbow. i dont know. i've been told i have lovely hands.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. uhhh teeth

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. taste. that's why everything tastes bad to me. you people are crazy some of the stuff you'll eat.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. i got my very first cavity last year. :-( and i cried.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. some old chinese dude's suitcase.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. yes

MISCOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. NO

Q. Is love for real?
A. ya

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Scarlett.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. i have no idea. but i think red looks good on any woman. it emotes confidence.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. by mistake? no. i clearly recall eating an entire piece of paper when i was like 5 after my sister dared me to. it was traumatic.

Q. If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
A. noooooooooooooooo

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. no. but im an expert in CPR so im ready to!

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. figuratively.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. ya right im like the most modest person in the universe.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?A. thats tough. i couldnt play the piano without a little finger....but i could do everything else.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. hmmm let me think........um YEAH.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. no way jose

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. nooooo

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
A. NO WAY

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. heck yes! just tape the office and american idol for me and im all set.

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: chapstick

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: no. it's a FANTASTIC movie.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: who sits?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yeah...there are certain people i could live with. i just dont ever want to repeat the experience i had with my last apartment. yuck.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: 4?

Q: Where were you born?
A. Munster, IN

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: probably a month ago or so when me and beth and steven went to the movies and on the way home got stopped by a cop who thought we were stealing election signs out of peoples' yards.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: im grown up.......but anything. as long as im happy

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: keith

Q: Are you their number 1?
A: indeed

Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: verizon

LAST

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: beth

Q: Last person you called?
A: beth

Q: Person you hugged?
A: uhhhhhh beth? hahaha

FAVORITE

Q: Number?
A: dont have one.

Q: Color?
A: PINK.

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTLY

Q: Missing someone?
A: always

Q: Mood?
A: cold. i know that's not a mood. but im freezing.

Q: Listening to?
A: christmas music.

Q: Watching?
A: nada

Q: Worrying about?
A: i dont allow myself to worry. worrying is like a rocking chair. it may give you something to do for a while. but it doesnt get you anywhere.

RANDOM

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: walked comet

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: warm up

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Dan in real life......reeeeeally good!

Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes! unless you happen to run across me on an international flight after 14 hours.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: gray

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A. probably take a hot bath to warm up. that sounds good.