Im pretty sure i made my landlord unhappy today. He came by with yet another couple to look at the apartment. (i havent mentioned in my blog that people are coming by about 3-4 times a day to look at this place. why it's necessary 2 months before the apartment is available is beyond me).
anyway. the lady asked me before they were walking out the door if i liked the neighborhood. i surprised myself by how quickly i said "no". it just kind of came out. immediately. i didnt even hesitate. Dave Bond a.k.a. the worst landlord to exist since medieval times looked at me like i just told them i had a bomb. everyone was quiet. i felt the need to explain myself. so i continued.
"The people across the street are really loud. there's about 10 of them that hang out over there outside. And the people next door play their music really loudly and drink all night. They're always having parties. Sometimes it's hard to sleep."
I dont know why i thought this would make matters better. but it totally didnt. i think dave bond was ready to slap me. good thing he didnt hear me tell the lady that the stairs above my bedroom sound like a herd of cattle whenever someone walks on them.
but im going to be honest. i dont want an unsuspecting couple to move in here thinking it's a nice, quiet neighborhood. because it's totally not. im sorry dave bond a.k.a. satan. im sorry if im ruining your chances of finding a new tenant. maybe this will teach you to not leave a foot of water in my crawlspace, or leave us without heat or hot water for two weeks, or without air conditioning for almost a month, or a gnat infestation in our pipes, or sewer water leaking from our ceiling for over a month.
im just saying.
also, after watching last night's show (so you think you can dance), i decided neil is definitely straight. so i will definitely marry him. too bad i also found out he's only 20. this almost makes it feel wrong. but he definitely looks older than that. i'll give him a chance, i guess.
one can dream.
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