Oh hi.

shooot. Look at me. It's been over a month again. Is Linda the worst blogger on the planet? Yes, yes she is.

My head hurts today. Might have something to do with the fact that I woke up at 4:45. It's a Friday thing. Oh ya, I started working out. I wake up super early now. I don't feel like elaborating on that. Just know that I'm not exactly a night owl anymore.

Although when I stop to think about it, quarter to 5 in the morning isn't all that early. When I was a working flight attendant, I had days when I had to wake up at 2:30 or 3 in the morning.

Sometimes I forget I was a flight attendant. Actually, I still am one. It feels like a lifetime ago I was actually flying around. Almost like it was a dream. It didn't really happen. Did it?

When I'm 80 years old, my grandkids are probably going to think it's so cool that their grandma was a flight attendant, right? Too bad I have about 3 pictures of me in uniform. One of my regrets from that job is not taking enough pictures. I wish I had taken pictures in every city I went to. I only have pictures from Hawaii and China. And a few from Jackson Hole. Maybe London. But they're mostly all from my phone.

And I went to every state in the country! And Japan! And Germany! Way to drop the ball on that one Linda. What was I thinking???? Idiot.

I get really annoyed when I'm in a quiet room (let's say, for example, the library) and there's a stooge who is breathing like Darth Vader. Totally messing up the quietness. How am I supposed to study when all I want to do is run up to this guy and introduce him to the concept of a tissue. Dude seriously. Blow that nose.

I'm irritated. Can you tell? I need to not be awake right now.

Comprehensive finals should be outlawed. You know what else should be outlawed? Wearing camo jackets when you're NOT hunting. Especially if you're female.